Saturday, March 25, 2006

Why is it that I've watched Spongebob for YEARS and only just now do I question why the heck does Spongebob need arm floaties for at the beach?! He lives in a pineapple...UNDER the sea....He's a SPONGE. He can float on his own and swim. He's a sea creature. I've seen him swim with the jelly fish once. So what's up with the arm floaties?

And why go to the BEACH?! They all live on a beach. The floors of their homes is freaking beach. THEY LIVE UNDER THE SEA!

And the purpose for the lifeguards would be...? They all swim, they're FISH.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Krystal,

I've worked at Nick for a few years as a "developmental liason" to help parents out with different issues of concern they my have; ie: are SpongeBob and Patrick gay (most asked question). I have a coworker who actually monitors blog activity and can identify which blogs have any of the shows characters as a subject (technology is great huh!). This is how we found your entry. To the point though. The writers for SpongeBob try to enforce safety concerns parents may have. Thus when "swimming" SpongeBob is responsible by wearing floaties. This helps its viewers, both children and parents alike to remember an important safety feature while at the beach or poolside.
Hope this helps. By the way, SpongeBob and Patrick are "non-sexual", they couldn't care less about it. P.S. Really enjoyed reading other entries of your blog. Keep up the great job.
Regards,
NickLiason

1:15 PM
eyes_only4him said...

holy shit your seroeius..hahaha

1:28 PM
Krystal said...

You thought I was yanking your chain???

6:05 PM

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