Pay attention here, now. I know that some of you out there are the brainy types. You develope all sorts of super cool stuff out there an' shit. I need something developed. I need you to develope a strain of Mary Jane that doesn't produce the munchies.

You see, munchies weren't too much of an issue when I was only stoning once a week and had a microwave for bag after bag of popcorn and a Bear with me. But now I have neither and I've added Bailey's Hot Cocoa to the mix because it's really damned good. So anyway, I'm getting these cravings for something enjoyable so I head for the fridge. Truth is, what I'm really wanting is to get laid. It's like my all time favorite pass time (right, Bear?). He's a lucky man. Seriously. I need to get laid. I haven't been laid since one month ago today. And he isn't gonna be here for a few more weeks.

So I'm getting really happy and eating out the fridge instead of getting laid. And I'm really not one of those do-it-yourselfer's.

***By the way, I want to give a big shout out to my man FRED who kindly made a donation towards my future indeavers of becoming a do-it-yourself type of gal.***

So you gotta develope a Mary Jane that supresses appetite for those like me.

...Must...
...Get...
...Laid...

QUICK!!! Everyone go watch "Kavorkian Scarf" and "Eye Stigmata" by Foamy. They're my favorite. Go watch them!!!