I'd just like to make it known to all of my readers that MISS KENTUCKY won Miss USA. yes, Miss li'l ol' Kentucky (who was in our Tater Day Parade BTW) is now Miss USA. I feel so proud! YEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!
and, apparently, the cosmetic surgeons are doing well in ky too. a little bleach, some braces and implants and, you can be miss usa, too, lil' annie mae!
oh batman, have you been to south beach? you learn the tell-tale signs of surgery. see that lovely little curvy bump next to the first S in "Miss"? Implant. Natural breasts don't do that, no matter how hard you squish them.
she's pretty, obviously. i'm the first one to see beauty in all women (even the ones that many can't see beauty in). But, i wonder if society would have chosen her if she didn't look EXACTLY like barbie.
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Well maybe that will slow the "gap tooth girls" jokes we hear - they're not all like that as Miss Kentucky now USA clearly shows. :)
And now they can clearly see that some of us HAVE teeth to begin with!
I'm actually more surprised that they still do those contests.
In this era of American Idol and Next Top Model, I supose I shouldn't be surprised.
and, apparently, the cosmetic surgeons are doing well in ky too. a little bleach, some braces and implants and, you can be miss usa, too, lil' annie mae!
Now what would make you think that's not old fashioned downhome beauty downtown diva? :)
oh batman, have you been to south beach? you learn the tell-tale signs of surgery. see that lovely little curvy bump next to the first S in "Miss"? Implant. Natural breasts don't do that, no matter how hard you squish them.
she's pretty, obviously. i'm the first one to see beauty in all women (even the ones that many can't see beauty in). But, i wonder if society would have chosen her if she didn't look EXACTLY like barbie.
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