Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Soooo, Larry Birkhead IS the father of Anna Nicole's baby. And I guess her lawyer common law husband is surprised by this because he thought that he was the only man she was doing...?

Anyone else see this coming from a mile away?

Now Howard wants to be a part of her life no matter what because he was closest to Anna Nicole and wants to make sure the Dannielynn will have a good view of her mother. Well, and maybe it's just me, but I think that when she finds out that more than one man filed for testing to see if they were the father, and one man had to get court orders in two states and two countries for testing... When she finds out that her mother did all she could to prevent such testing claiming that Howard was the biological father and ONLY possible father...and yet he's not... Well, I think she's gonna know. Add the Playboy thing AND the marriage to the billionare old enough to be her great grandfather AND the drugged out show she did AND her party life AND her death to a drug overdose... Let's just say that Howard is going to be fighting an uphill battle to prevent this little girl from having certain views about her mom. He said he wants Anna Nicole remembered as a Marilyn Monroe figure. Never. Gonna. Happen.

I'm not judging Anna Nicole; her life WAS tumultuous to say the least. I'm just saying that this little girl isn't going to "know" her mom based on what Howard tells her, but on the history which was her mother's life.

I guess that's a lesson that we could all take to heart.

Here's a quiz from the Diva. I will have to say that it is completely and totally accurate until the last two lines. Those are the ONLY lines that doesn't fit me to a perfect T.

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.


In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.


You'd like your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.


You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.


Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now.

4 comments:

The Bizza said...

Ok... who in the hell is Anna Nichole and the other folks you mentioned? Is this some kind of new sitcom? *sticks out tongue*

BostonPobble said...

Normally these things are frighteningly accurate for me. As in "where's the hidden camera and the stalker" accurate. This one missed COMPLETELY. So completely that I'm not even tellin' what the answer was. *That* completely!

(My word verification was hiwich.) :)

Ozfemme said...

The little one looked like Larry from the get go. Babies have to look like their daddies so we know who the daddies are! Gah...I'm going to do the quiz thing, I just know it!!

Krystal said...

BJ, go take another pill, will ya?!

Pobble, I love the pass code. I have a box sitting here I need to mail to you. Should have mailed in MONTHS ago.

Oz, when it comes to women like Anna Nicole, it would be nice if the babies could be born with daddy's name written on their asses in indulable ink.